The readers' version of size counts? The dream of young fanboy wannabe writers? I might quibble with the choice of author, but the sentiment is fabulous and oh-so-NSFW.
"I'd rather stay home and read." Indeed.
"You're a prolific author, Ray Bradbury."
(Courtesy of The Dish.)
2 minutes of googling reveals several much better Kurt Vonnegut t-shirts.
I can't make any other coherent response at this time.
Posted by: Neil W | August 18, 2010 at 06:18 AM
By the way, am I the only person who actually likes the 1980s miniseries of The Martian Chronicles?
Posted by: Serge | August 18, 2010 at 10:59 AM
For another great sci fi parody song that is not safe for work check out the Marriot c**k Squat at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQVSwMWibpQ
Posted by: jonathan eigen | August 21, 2010 at 08:55 PM
Not quite as high brown but equally funny
Posted by: jonathan eigen | August 21, 2010 at 09:29 PM
I'm reminded of a question I asked myself some time ago: do I love books or do I just say that to get them into bed?
Posted by: Neil W | August 22, 2010 at 09:51 AM
Neil:
Get girls in bed or get books in bed? My books are total sluts; they're all happy to pile into bed with me at any hour of the day or night, often in trios or more.
Posted by: Susan de Guardiola | August 22, 2010 at 10:16 AM
Susan... My books are total sluts
Loose pages?
Posted by: Serge | August 22, 2010 at 05:40 PM
I have the advantage of a bookcase headboard -- the books can be in the bed without being in the way (I have cats for that).
Posted by: Marilee J. Layman | August 22, 2010 at 06:51 PM
Books.
Loosely stolen from Terry Pratchett:
"I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua.
"They just say that to get it into bed."
Posted by: Neil W | August 22, 2010 at 07:07 PM
The scholar's mistress.
Posted by: Susan de Guardiola | August 22, 2010 at 07:27 PM
Locan fal Pat Rogers, a fan of Bradbury, says that he liked the young lady's homage.
Posted by: Serge | August 27, 2010 at 03:54 PM